February 2012
4 tags
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
pr3t3nt10us:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Inspector Lekittenstrade
4 tags
vote for me, please. this means a lot x →
message me your vote number and i’ll rate your blog!
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
1 tag
maranduh replied to your post: maranduh replied to your post: maranduh replied to…
All right. If anything, I’ll just make it a point to call around to airlines and find out individual policies for pets in the cabin. PS: Nowhere will buy my jewellery for what it’s worth. They’re only buying the metal and the diamonds.
Okay. And yeah that doesn’t surprise me. And the metal and diamonds...
1 tag
maranduh replied to your post: maranduh replied to your post: JUST GOT MY FIRST…
BETWEEN MY INCOME RETURN, JASON’S CHECK FROM LAST WEEK, AND THE MONEY I ALREADY HAD IN MY ACCOUNT, I NOW HAVE $150. WE’RE GETTING THERE.
WOOOOOT. *HIGH FIVE* Also, I forgot to ask Kelly about pet transportation on Sunday. >.< I’ll either call her sometime this week or remember for next weekend.
1 tag
1 tag
maranduh replied to your post: JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK FROM HUBPAGES.
WHOOO
XD IKR. I AM ACCOMPLISHED.
When watching your OTP in a scene together:
intoasylum:
What you think you look like:
What you actually look like:
JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK FROM HUBPAGES.
I’m rich, ya’ll. $52.16! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
1 tag
thenookiebookie replied to your photoset
XD ikr!
2 tags
saintdoriangray:
Tick Tock Reichenbach
Where...
1 tag
catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
Is it just me or is the fact that John Watson is...
thecerealkiller:
1 tag
1 tag
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
– Oscar Wilde (via yasminethegamechanger)
2 tags
I need more gifs, guise.
ceasesilence:
blueeyes-auburnhair:
Any gifs, really, but especially hugging gifs.
Reblog with gifs, please.
(not a hug but it still cheers me up)
(this counts right)
1 tag
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Woah!: You just married your desktop wallpaper.... →
leahidea:
castlesbuiltinair:
acciosilver:
improbablenormality:
twistedkaraoke:
bruisedfullmoon:
gandalf-del-grey:
helyna:
xallsparks:
Oh, Moriarty.
Helyna Iamsherlocked.
You may now call me Kamila Smith, thank you very much.
mrs. Charlotte Urbanowicz.
Well, this is difficult.
MY NAME IS NOW KYLIE HORSEHEAD AND ORION NEBULAE.
I mean, I just hypothetically married...
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
im gonna level with you on the whole 'turning...
fwips:
Its not that i dont think they should mess with the Sherlock story as a franchise. I’m not saying that at all, i mean they already have so many shows out there with that sort of mystery dynamic, of course it was only a matter of time before they straight up remade Sherlock itself into a show. That’s not what bothers me.
The thing that bothers me is that it makes it seem like CBS knows...
1 tag
